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student;
read things don't matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don't matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated.

(this quote contains broken english, i copied it from a magazine though)

most of the students nowadays are best described like the statement above. but are we one of them?

if yes, think about how many valuable years we wasted, and are about to waste?

"By (the Token of) Time (through the Ages), Verily Man is in loss, Except such as have Faith, and do righteous deeds, and (join together) in the mutual teaching of Truth, and of Patience and Constancy".

(Surah Al-Asr 1-3)

~JUST PRACTICING MY ENGLISH~

i feel awesome

i just got a job from my dad. it's rm50 a day. what kind of job? try to guess.

ill give u some clues.

i left my home at 7.30. not to miss the morning train.
ampang park is a jungle full of buildings. after breakfast, i head to Bangunan PNB.
i meet the 'pakcik guard' to get a pass to work in the building. i head to a big store room.
the room is full of boxes. there i meet my colleagues.

it wasn't a hard job. it was just tiring. i went to various floors and meet various people.
then they let me do my job at their table. they also let me exercise my fingers.
moments after that, i replace their things with a new one. done with another session of finger exercises, i take their autograph.

and thats what i do until 5.30 pm.

got any ideas? u can answer the question in the form of comment.

btw, im JUST PRACTISING MY ENGLISH.

Gumbira di Langkawi 2

weh sblm bace post nih, anda dinasihatkan utk bace "Gumbira di Langkawi 1" supaye ketidakfahaman dlm minda pembace dpt dielakkan. sile abaikan amaran ini jika anda sudah membacanye.

okey, sambung blk citer cabel car. alhamdulillah perjalanan kami ke atas gunung mat cincang berjalan dgn lancar. suasana dlm cabel car

sesampai saja di sana kami tros naik atas tempat di mana kebesaran Allah dapat dilihat. ramai pelancong asing yg turut serta menikmati pemandangan indah Pulau Langkawi.

posing yg cantik oleh as-syukri
rahman, nabil ngan azim

seperti monyet dpt pisang, itulah ungkapan yg plg sesuai utk menggambarkan kehepian kami. walaubagaimanapun mase tidak mengizinkan kami, matahari yg semakin tenggelam ke arah barat telah memaksa kami utk pulang ke 'chalet' kami (korg mesti paham).

mase mlm plak kitorg beli coklat.
byk gler kinder bueno

3 disember; hari ni kitorg bebas nk gi lepak mane2 pon. hari ni gak aku dapat menyaksikan kebenaran ayat 'inna ma'al usri yusra'. mule2 kitorg jln kaki pegi ke Taman Lagenda iaitu pantai yg terdekat dr hotel utk kitorg bermandi-manda. sesampai saja di sana kelihatan banyak papan kayu yg disusun utk mengahalang org ramai drpd mencerobohi tempat tersebut. tidak lupe juge ade tulisan "dilarang masuk tanpa urusan" di atas
papan kayu itu juga.

namun kami tidak mengendahkan amaran tersebut lalu memasuki kawasan tersebut. kemudian dua orang pegawai polis dgn bermotor dtg menyambut kami dgn 'baik'. wakil drpd pihak kami, fahmi dan fahrul terus pergi berdardasyah dgn mereka. "dik, kalau adik msk lg tempat ni kitorg tembak je teros"


fahrul ngan fahmi lepas kena 'sound'

kitorg pon blah dr situ. sblh Taman Lagenda tu ade jeti, mmg kwsn tu xle mandi la sbnrnye.

kebosanan melanda kami


haha, teringat blk hafizin kutuk2 polis tuh sampaila kitorg jumpe sorg brader tourist guide. dgn bayaran rm5 sorg, akhirnya kitorg sampai gak dkt pantai cenang. mmg best ah pantai tuh. bole main bola, banana boat, bla bla, bla bla..

lame gak lepak kt situ. dr kol 9 hingga kol 2.30. ptt a penat semacam. best gler ah. mmg xle nk bg gmbrn yg plg tepat kt sape yg xde mase tuh. hepi sgt sampai terlupe nk ambik gmbr pantai. bile teringat nk ambik gmbr je matahari dh terik sungguh.


ni mase baru blk dr pantai. tgk muke aku dah merah kena sunburn.


mlm plak kitorg gi langkawi parade. ade yg shopping ade yg tgk wayang. diingatkan lg sekali, sepanjang hari nih bnt xde :), bnn aje gru pengiring pon xde. ramai tgk wayang a. citer habis kol 11. kedai2 lain dah tutop. pastu kitorg naik lif. kb pegi main tekan2 plak lif tuh.

ting tong! pintu lif terbukak. sunyi gile tingkat nih. disebabkan semua tgh giler, semua keluar dr lif. saje nk test turun ikut tangge. sekali kt tangge tu ade sarang penagih dadah o.O!! budak2 yg tgh khayal tuh bukan setakat perasan kitorg je, tp siap melambai mesra lg.

kitorg tros membuka langkah seribu pegi lif blk. alahai, lmbb plak lif nihh. disebabkan terlalu cemas, secara automatik kitorg terlompat-lompat sementara menunggu lif. byk pikiran negatif terbayang dlm kotak fikiran kami. lps seminit menunggu bagai nk mati, pintu lif pon terbuka. aku sampai skng nih bile teringat blk peristiwa td tros rase cuak blk XD.


sampai sini jer citer pengalaman langkawi aku yg x seberapa ni. hari esok tuh kitorg blk pagi2 lg.
sampai skola mase maghrib. mase blk plg bosan. dah la pakcik bas tu selalu marah x tentu pasal. pastu gi pasang lagu kesukaan die berulang kali selama 9 jam. diulangi, satu cd penuh dgn lagu bosan selama 9 jam!!!. ape pon, alhamdulillah kitorg sampai skola dgn selamat.

fahmi pon meluat ngan pakcik tuh

Gumbira di Langkawi 1

pada tanggal 1 disember aku pergi thfz kt uia. seperti biase aku dtg lmbt iaitu pada pukul 10 pagi. setelah aku penat membaca alquran tiba-tiba izat membuka mulut; "wei syuk ko gi x langkawi malam ni?". "eh, mlm ni ke?". "mlm ni aaa". tanpa berfikir panjang, lantas aku menjawab dengan yakin ; "aku pergi kot".

mase berlalu dgn pantas. siang berganti mlm. dgn izin Allah aku mendapat kbnrn utk pgi ke langkawi. bile jumpe kwn2, rase hepi plak tetibe. kitorg x abis2 bersembang dr sekolah sampai ke Tapah.
pasangan bahagia dodi dan fahmi

nk dipendekkan citer, aku citer tros mase kt cabel car. mase tu dah tghri. penat gler pegi tempat gamat, makam mahsuri, beras terbakar ngan underwater world. ni ha gmbr kt cabel car.

eeeeeiiii.....

dgn mmbyr rm12, aku pon naik cabel car bersama 5 org rakan; azim, nabil, izat, basit ngan rahman. mase nk naik tu cuak gler ah. lg2, mase sampai kt platform die. eh, alaa.. xle letak gmbr lg ke? aku buat post baru lg ah utk sambungan citer nih..

The English Language and the lunacy of it all

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb thru annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end

The Time Has Come

First of all i would like to say that it feels good to post a new article after a long time of rest. I hope my new idea will bring a positive effect in your life.

Yesterday I went to Jusco. It's in the afternoon. In the prayer room I pat at a man's shoulder (nk imamkan die la). Suddenly a teenage school boy pat my shoulder but he followed my imam (die jd makmum same ngan aku). He also laughed during solah.

Another case from my mother's experience. My mom saw a teenage girl practising solah wearing not tudung but scarf (nmpk anak rambut, mcm balut kepala je), tight t-shirt (nmpk lengan) and jeans (nmpk bentuk). When she 'sujud' the ************ showed (nmpk belakang).

There are books of stories that are same with the cases above.

The thing is our friends outside do not know the basics of solah. It reminds me the Hadith that tells about people will let go the islamic laws first and the last is the issue of solah. A disaster is about to happen if urgent action is not taken. We must change the community. If not us, who will?

The crime rate is increasing rapidly. No wonder if people keep abandoning solah, the pillar of Islam. Moreover, solah can stop fahsya' and munkar from happen. But how to change people? A good leader is a good follower. Start changing yourself first, and automatically people will change, it's physics.

I Want to Break Free

PMR is gettin closer, and the sweet freedom and peace awaits me. Ahh.. cant wait the moment comes.

I better get ready for the test. Cant type no more (and no ideas yet).

All the best in PMR.

Happy Trails

Most people think they are gonna be happy when they are rich, or shopping, or married(some said that to me). Yes, indeed.. but for how long will it lasts??? 10 years? 20 years??

Hah! The only way for a long lasting happiness is by feeling peace within yourself. Huh?? Let me give you a metaphor. You feel happy when you're singing or you sing when you're happy? Got it?

The conclusion is you decide wether you want feel good or not. Feeling good is important to make things work. Why live in a boring world? The world is just too awesome!!